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Mon Dec 7, 2009, 8:55 PM
  • Mood: Frustrated
  • Listening to: B.E.P "The E.N.D."
  • Reading: The Great Gatspy (almost done) (good book)
  • Playing: on facebook ( I shouldent be)
  • Eating: had beef Stroganoff
  • Drinking: needs water
i should be writing a Novel analysis papre
How are you suposed to analyze the plot without summarising it???
On top of that its raning and all i wanna do is sit in the rain...... dont ask me why it sounds like fun.
good bye for now

16 days till christmas and i dont have a christmas list for my parents
What do my friends want URG!!

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:iconkakuzu1221:
SEASONS GREETINGS

MONEYS SHORT, TIME ARE HARD, HERE'S YOUR F*CKING CHRISTMAS CARD

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE
EVERYONE FELT SHITTY EVEN THE MOUSE

MOM AT THE WHOREHOUSE
DAD SMOKING GRASS
I'D JUST SETTLED DOWN
FOR A NICE PIECE OF A**

WHEN OUT ON THE LAWN
I HEARD SUCH A CLATTER
I SPRUNG FROM MY PIECE
TO SEE WHAT'S THE MATTER

THEN OUT ON THE LAWN
I SAW A BIG D*CK
I KNEW IN A MOMENT
IT MUST BE ST. NICK

HE CAME DOWN THE CHIMNEY
LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL
I KNEW IN A MOMENT
THE MOTHER F*CKER HAD FELL

HE FILLED ALL OF OUR STOCKINGS
WITH PRETZELS AND BEER
AND A BIG RUBBER D*CK
FOR MY BROTHER THE QUEER

HE ROSE UP THE CHIMNEY
WITH A THUNDEROUS FART
THE SON OF A B*TCH
BLEW THE CHIMNEY APART

HE SWORE AS HE CURSED
AS HE RODE OUT OF SIGHT
PISS ON YOU ALL
AND TO ALL A HELL OF A NIGHT

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"Can't let you do that, StarFox!" -Everyone on everything.

"Those who don't know true Pain can never know true peace!" Pein, Akatsuki Leader.

"In such a cruel world, the only thing you can count on is money." -Kakuzu.

*o-Scythe-o = dABestBestie!<3
:iconfe-fantasy93:
:noes: I watched you and you never watched me back! I think I'm gonna cry now! :iconsobplz:

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If "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur, then "meow" means "f*** you" in cat.
:iconkakuzu1221:
:3

Ello!

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"Can't let you do that, StarFox!" -Everyone on everything.

"Those who don't know true Pain can never know true peace!" Pein, Akatsuki Leader.

"In such a cruel world, the only thing you can count on is money." -Kakuzu.

*o-Scythe-o = dABestBestie!<3
:iconkakuzu1221:
Gah, not feelin so hot...

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"Can't let you do that, StarFox!" -Everyone on everything.

"Those who don't know true Pain can never know true peace!" Pein, Akatsuki Leader.

"In such a cruel world, the only thing you can count on is money." -Kakuzu.

*o-Scythe-o = dABestBestie!<3
:iconkakuzu1221:
I know, right?

:iconimragingplz:

Sonia and Jerry were here for 3 days.

Just long enough to insult mum & I to their liking, and to get me sick.

How wonderful.

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"Can't let you do that, StarFox!" -Everyone on everything.

"Those who don't know true Pain can never know true peace!" Pein, Akatsuki Leader.

"In such a cruel world, the only thing you can count on is money." -Kakuzu.

*o-Scythe-o = dABestBestie!<3
:iconkakuzu1221:
Again, thankies for the faves, baybeh :iconfurryglompplz:

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"Can't let you do that, StarFox!" -Everyone on everything.

"Those who don't know true Pain can never know true peace!" Pein, Akatsuki Leader.

"In such a cruel world, the only thing you can count on is money." -Kakuzu.

*o-Scythe-o = dABestBestie!<3

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