Lame joke I heardSo gold walks into a bar, the bartender says AY YOU!!!Lame joke I heard
10-16-09Lets see... I guess my day started at 12:15 last night when I finished all of my homework (stupid novel anlysis) and fell asleep. I woke up and got ready for school. When i got into my friends car to go to school, my friend gave my peeps in the shape of pumpkins YAY!!10-16-09
School day BIO: We corredted tests and i got the highest score in the class (hell yah) Then we worked on writing formulas. those are really easy.
French: Once agian we did absolutly nothing. A lady came in and did a preasentation on fidm a collage around here. This presentation reinforced that i do
The Crack AddictTHE CRACK ADDICTThe Crack Addict
I was on my way home, From a trip to the country Rome I was driving real fast And having a blast, And who should speed by; But a crack addict named Zach! He had a luger; and a trenchcoat too, And you'd better watch out... ... 'CAUSE HE'S COMING FOR YOU!!!
As I sped up, I was scared out of my wits; So scared in fact; in my pants I almost pissed. He sped up as well, and I quckly found out, That he was not alone in that car, But with a pirate-hooker named Sta-arrgh.
I got out of my car, quickly smoked a cigar, I f
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Frustrated
MONEYS SHORT, TIME ARE HARD, HERE'S YOUR F*CKING CHRISTMAS CARD
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE
EVERYONE FELT SHITTY EVEN THE MOUSE
MOM AT THE WHOREHOUSE
DAD SMOKING GRASS
I'D JUST SETTLED DOWN
FOR A NICE PIECE OF A**
WHEN OUT ON THE LAWN
I HEARD SUCH A CLATTER
I SPRUNG FROM MY PIECE
TO SEE WHAT'S THE MATTER
THEN OUT ON THE LAWN
I SAW A BIG D*CK
I KNEW IN A MOMENT
IT MUST BE ST. NICK
HE CAME DOWN THE CHIMNEY
LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL
I KNEW IN A MOMENT
THE MOTHER F*CKER HAD FELL
HE FILLED ALL OF OUR STOCKINGS
WITH PRETZELS AND BEER
AND A BIG RUBBER D*CK
FOR MY BROTHER THE QUEER
HE ROSE UP THE CHIMNEY
WITH A THUNDEROUS FART
THE SON OF A B*TCH
BLEW THE CHIMNEY APART
HE SWORE AS HE CURSED
AS HE RODE OUT OF SIGHT
PISS ON YOU ALL
AND TO ALL A HELL OF A NIGHT
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"Can't let you do that, StarFox!" -Everyone on everything.
"Those who don't know true Pain can never know true peace!" Pein, Akatsuki Leader.
"In such a cruel world, the only thing you can count on is money." -Kakuzu.
*o-Scythe-o = dABestBestie!<3
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If "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur, then "meow" means "f*** you" in cat.
Ello!
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"Can't let you do that, StarFox!" -Everyone on everything.
"Those who don't know true Pain can never know true peace!" Pein, Akatsuki Leader.
"In such a cruel world, the only thing you can count on is money." -Kakuzu.
*o-Scythe-o = dABestBestie!<3
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"Can't let you do that, StarFox!" -Everyone on everything.
"Those who don't know true Pain can never know true peace!" Pein, Akatsuki Leader.
"In such a cruel world, the only thing you can count on is money." -Kakuzu.
*o-Scythe-o = dABestBestie!<3
Sonia and Jerry were here for 3 days.
Just long enough to insult mum & I to their liking, and to get me sick.
How wonderful.
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"Can't let you do that, StarFox!" -Everyone on everything.
"Those who don't know true Pain can never know true peace!" Pein, Akatsuki Leader.
"In such a cruel world, the only thing you can count on is money." -Kakuzu.
*o-Scythe-o = dABestBestie!<3
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"Can't let you do that, StarFox!" -Everyone on everything.
"Those who don't know true Pain can never know true peace!" Pein, Akatsuki Leader.
"In such a cruel world, the only thing you can count on is money." -Kakuzu.
*o-Scythe-o = dABestBestie!<3
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